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“Spiritual, Sincere, and Somehow Radioactive”
We all know they one guy... or two. You can't help it. They are hurting themselves and those around them. The solution is simple. Is there a holiness to this stench?
Friends. Classmates. Whatever you call them.
Everyone loves and feels the importance of hanging out with friends.
That's perhaps what %80+ of Yeshiva is. Though sometimes it proves challenging.
No, not because he's weird. Neither cuz he's a bully. He's actually a sweet guy.
Although, he carries something deeply unsweet.
We all know that guy - or sometimes more - that carry that horrific stench.
He brushes by your table and you feel it. It all comes back. First through your nose than to your head and down your stomach. It's gross.
It's not a medical issue. No need for a community Chessed project. All that's needed is a simple ingredient.
It's deodorant.
As in an 'ant' of sorts that deodorizes. Although in this case it really odorizes with a fresh scent.
It's really not expensive.
It's not an affordablity issue.
This issue is commonly found amongst those that are more - for lack of better words - "more religious".
Which begs the question.
Is there a reason?
Is there something unholy about this great deodorizing invention?
Isn't a Talmud Chacham with a stain חייב מיתה?
And if Talmud doesn't speak to you, what about "א חסיד איז א מסודר"?
Or is it a lack of knowledge?
This is something that has stumped me for the longest of time.
(Not as important, but also wondering if they just don't smell it or what?)
AI was not used in the writing of this piece, in order to relate the true frustration of the author.
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